clan record update skyhigh version!!
lumberjack
real name:- lumpyjerk/ susan/ cheese boy
sex :- must have been allowed once he's got kids for christs sake/hides in wood piles and surprises maids
location:- the woods where else!!!!/collecting stiff ones (logs that is) ;D ;D ;D
pipo
real name:- ohhhh sheeeet i knew it once / god/left no right no
sex:- doubtful but max wasn't found under a tree so?
/ suffers from exteme wet dreams once drown several girls schools in man yohurt
location:- nobody knows nobody has ever reached him by car ;D ;D ;D ;D probably knows father christmas look out father christmas ohh shhheeeet flaaag left fuckkk!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
sky
real name: chipstick/captain twig/mister bean /count dracula
sex: not if mrs sky has any say/never sexed/going blind!!
location: not from this planet/under a clappedout shitbox most weekdays!!!
sea
real name:- aaaahhhhhhh do it or i KILL YOU!!!!!!
sex:- to angry for any female to dare appoach him/tin of "t cut" and a copy of caravaning monthly
location:- poland!!!!! need i say more!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
merc
real name: berk /jerk/fucknugget
sex: real clan wanker!! ;D ;D
location: who cares he don't live near me
malis
real name: hank/chuck/bobby joe bob/cletus
sex: - are you fucking kidding me HE'S A SEPTIC who would dare!!!!! /this is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for fighting, this is for fun!!!!!
location: - exiled to wop land for being tooo american even the americans can't stand him!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
badboy
real name: billy big bollocks / biker dude ;D
sex: once didn't like it / VERY friendly with defeat
location:bulg... somewhere in the middle of nowhere
defeat
real name: no one knows HE DON'T TALK!!!!!!
sex: anal ask badboy!!
location: bulg... somewhe, oh fxxk it. next hobbit hole from badboy ;D ;D
anger
real name: solly the scouser!! / aay aay aay calm down calm down aay aay;D
sex: necrophilia (only thing he can pull at his age)!! ;D
location: lives in i bucket on the mersey ferry. ;D
and this is me!!
skyhigh
Real Name: clan wanker
Sex: uncertain ;D
Location: usually 30,000ft otherwise UK (Kent - South East England) Less than 100m from Sky